by jbiebzlover5126 August 7, 2011
Get the so cuatemug. Here’s the situation. You have this chick over and you about to eat some flounder. As she becomes moist, you then realize she has SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). You can either tell her your stomach hurts and fish will just irritate it, or you can man up and say you gotta drop a massive dookster and will be right back. You proceed to go to the bathroom and eat a dead bat that you’ve been storing for a situation like this. You will instantly contract COVID-19 and lose all smell and taste. Now get back out there and enjoy a nice filet-o-fish.
T-Bone: Yo broski, what’s on the menu tonight?
Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..
T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.
Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.
Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..
T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.
Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.
by Stoney69 April 23, 2021
Get the SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome)mug. by Anzi Spark September 20, 2022
Get the wow so sexymug. by Proffesor.Proople May 18, 2021
Get the Soedmug. by hampurrger October 6, 2020
Get the Thats So Davenmug. An international code signal of extreme distress, used especially by ships at sea.
A call for help, stands for “Save Our Ship” but is often used in emergencies.
A call for help, stands for “Save Our Ship” but is often used in emergencies.
by LifewaterTheGuy January 10, 2019
Get the SOSmug. Governor So-Know-It-All was a general contractor in NH.
by Coop Dupe December 1, 2022
Get the Governor So-Know-It-Allmug.