Sam

Pretty brick guy
Never hits more than 1 three per pickup game

That’s it
Either he’s 1/1 or -354/-98
Also pretty bad at hog

And cr

“How’s his basketball”
“He’s a Sam”
“Oh lord get me away from him, his brick was might spread to me,” said Danial the 10x NBA MVP, champion, all star mvp, scoring title winner, dpoy winner, and 2k god player

by Most accurate definition man June 23, 2022

sucka sam

This guy acts so hard but can't speak English drives what his grand daddy had is scared and obsessed with his grand daddy.

Sucka sam: hi Grand daddy
Grand daddy: hold on I'm fuckn ur Mom
Get off my Dick fag

by RightNowRN January 29, 2024

sam westerfield

A big boy with a big ol dick

Oh yes that sam Westerfield boy has a big ol dick for sure on my momma

by Ballsmaster2006 December 5, 2021

sam

sam is the best guy in the wworld if he sees you with your wifey he WILL take your wifey and leave u crying if u see him on the street run cuz he probably is your dad

hey is that sam

yes

hey daddy sam

by myballshurtsofuckingmch March 21, 2025

Sam

Literally a mailbox.
If you get to know hime, he is a piece of work.
He is also very stereotypical towards anime for some reason

Sam you owe me $14.50...

by My Man Jeff. February 9, 2024

Sams

When a fiend sneakily leaks some of the dope from the bowl onto their pants to scrape off later for themselves

Don't tell me I just saw Joseph sams the bowl again.

by AK47gota22PewPewPew January 25, 2023

Sams

Similar to calling dibs, but on the scraps left after a meal.

Yo I got sams on that sandwich when you're done

by poopmonster169 July 26, 2016