After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them
P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.
by Toscanini March 14, 2021
Get the Car ride porta-podymug. by Prinadean April 28, 2019
Get the Hoot ridemug. You have your parter (ideally a female with long hair) on the doggy style position without a condom.You enter from behind (anal is also possible) , grab her hair and swing them two times around your hand. Ones you are positive that you have a firm grip on her you say "baby i have aids" and try to remain inside her for as long as possible.
by Mycool2411 August 3, 2017
Get the Riding the bullmug. Kid 1: Hey why does Noah’s dad always let him ride shotgun? Whenever i’m in the car my older sister rides up front
Kid 2: It’s because they’re Riding Jew
Kid 2: It’s because they’re Riding Jew
by YahwehTheSlumpGod June 20, 2022
Get the Riding Jewmug. Banging a liberal broad from behind and whispering "MAGA for Life" in her ear and try to keep your dick inside of her for 6 seconds.
I found a chick on this dating site and her profile stated "No MAGA". I ended up taking her out and we got frisky in the back of my truck. When I entered her doggy style I whispered in her ear "MAGA for Life!". As she bucked and tried to get me out of her liberal birth canal I held on for 6 seconds yelling "GIMME THAT J6 RIDE!!"
by PornoMatt August 18, 2025
Get the J6 Ridemug. When your partner spins a rod between a rope hanging from the ceiling, grabs right, and spins as fast as she can on your penis.
Did you hear what happened to James?
No? What happened?
His tinder date twisted his dick off.
Mexican basket ride?
Mexican basket ride?
No? What happened?
His tinder date twisted his dick off.
Mexican basket ride?
Mexican basket ride?
by Slappyhandle December 13, 2024
Get the Mexican basket ridemug. by Danzanzio June 28, 2009
Get the Riding Strangermug.