croc in his pocket

a person who is stingy or cheap; usually someone who has money

"It's never Jim's turn to pay, he must have a croc in his pocket."

by dbdbdb999 April 11, 2016

Cooter Pooter Pocket

When a girl farts, it rolls the other way. It is your cooter pooter pocket

My fart rolled into my cooter pooter pocket.

by anonymous June 22, 2024

Pickle Pocketing

Reverse pick pocketing, traditionally the act of putting a pickle in someones pocket but now refers to sneaking anything into someone’s pocket without them noticing.

“Dude someone pickle pocketed me with a cactus succulent the other day and I’ve been pulling needles out of my fingers ever since.” “Dude no way! I’m totally doing that the next time I’m out Pickle Pocketing!”

by Inverse metamorphosis January 28, 2022

pocket billies

Reaching your hand deep in your pocket to rub one out on the sly

Check out Johnny in the corner playing pocket billies

by Dirrrty_dawwwg January 6, 2021

Pocket Pashmina

Soon To Be Invented Mini Pashminas Carrying All Sorts Of Information To Help You Pass Exams.

1) *In Exam* Ask Pocket Pashmina For Help

by MexicanPotatoSalad November 5, 2010

Out of pocket

Something that was uncalled for, rude or an inconvenience.

Bailey: your shirt is super unattractive, but it looks good on me.
Mary: That was out of pocket so shut up.

by Aaawwubbis September 2, 2021

Portable Pocket

Another name for "bag" or "handbag"

"Honey, have you seen my portable pocket?"

by DovahDeathPunch September 14, 2018