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Scott Blocked

When a douche bag wrecks your joke to try to levitate himself as the golden child by snitching to the boss
Example: I tried to give all a good laugh the other day, but got Scott Blocked by a nerd at work.
by Charlie K. July 28, 2021
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HSBO (High School Block Out)

High School Block Out: When one with purpose hits the mental control/alt/delete to block out not so great memories or simply to remove clutter from the brain to store more useful information.

Another sentence scenario a former certain someone (name not to be mentioned) tries to friend you on FB and you receive this message "so and so wants to be your friend on FB" Reply "I'm sorry who are you again, I HSBO'd a shit load of ppl from HS and I can't seem to recall you, so you must have been deleted from my hard drive as being either A) unimportant or B) clutter; now which category do you fall under because now I'm going to have to dig up my yearbook".
In a sentence "Hey, do your remember me I was in Speech with you"? Me, "Umm, no I not only HSBO (High School Block Out) you, but I HSBO'd Speech Class altogether, now piss off".

Another scenario a former classmate tries to friend you on FB and you receive this message "so and so wants to be your friend on FB" Reply "I'm sorry who are you again, I HSBO'd a lot of ppl from HS and I can't seem to recall you, so you must have been deleted from my hard drive as being either A) unimportant or B) clutter; now which category do you fall under because now I'm going to have to dig up my yearbook".
by Reverse Aging August 27, 2012
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momma block

Momma block is the most spectacular of all moms. She is selfless, and will do anything to make you happy. She works so hard, and you are so grateful for her everyday. No matter how hard her day was, Momma Block will come home with a smile on her face and greet you with open arms. She has a top notch fashion sense and will never let you leave the house looking homeless. She is beautiful, and is so humble that she will never accept your compliments or ever take a moment to realize how amazing she is. She is generous, loving, caring, funny (sometimes), and truly a delight to be around. Also, she makes really good tacos and guacamole, so that’s nice. There aren’t enough words in this dictionary to express how much you love her. You hope one day you can maker her proud and pay her back for everything she has done for you. But overall, everyone deserves to have a momma block in their life, because it will make their life a million times better, and don’t ever forget that.
“ Yo, who is that lady super cool lady over there with that amazing outfit on?”

“Oh, that’s Momma Block. You aren’t cool enough to talk to her.”
by the_block’s_daughter December 16, 2023
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Birmingham Block Party

When an Alabaman family occasion turns into an orgy.
Aunt Mable was about 4 glasses of wine into thanksgiving dinner when she took her shirt off and started a Birmingham Block Party. I don’t want to think about stuffed turkey ever again.
by Rob0tSmasher July 8, 2024
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Block and cut

When a sexy guy not feeling a dead ting but don’t wanna be rude so he blocks her and cuts her off
I’m not feeling dis gyal atm

Bruddah do what I did block and cut
by Lengguy12 October 3, 2020
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DVR Cock Block

When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.
That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!
by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016
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Blocked shot

Puking on the dick while cumming at the same time
I was trying to make that bitch swallow my babies, but she blocked shot.
by Basketballs February 5, 2022
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