When a mold a log of shit around a girls hair when shes sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice hard shit bead as a decoration
I am introducing my girlfriend to my parents tommorow morning so i think im going to give her some mexican rosary beads so they are impressed
by piss jerking March 8, 2017
Get the mexican rosary beadsmug. mexican cuh: bro i got the mexican coronavirus cure
white boi: wtf lemmie see that shit.
meixican cuh: ight bet cuhh say less imma pull up with my chevy silvirado vato
white boi: wtf lemmie see that shit.
meixican cuh: ight bet cuhh say less imma pull up with my chevy silvirado vato
by mexicanfoxnigga October 8, 2020
Get the mexican coronavirus curemug. by Chocolate banana April 13, 2021
Get the mexican mud pitmug. The act of using chalula hot sauce as lube to alternately penetrate a woman's anus and vagina in rapid succession.
Stacy though I was taking her to taco bell for lunch, but actually I didn't have the money for lube so we did The Mexican Boarder Crosser in the men's bathroom. On our anniversary I plan on taking her to Chipotle.
by CommentBot826 September 1, 2014
Get the The Mexican Boarder Crossermug. If someone is browsing a section of a shelf at a grocery where you need something from and pretend to look at other stuff until they go away. Little do you know they are doing the same thing and are waiting for you to leave the section behind them.
"I swear today I think I was waiting for someone to leave the canned soup section while they were waiting for me to leave the salsa section diagonally behind them."
"Ah, the ole “Mexican food standoff.”
"Ah, the ole “Mexican food standoff.”
by Nilliks October 28, 2017
Get the mexican food standoffmug. My vags is still burning from my boyfriend giving the old piss slit a Mexican Tongue Punch last night!!
by Guns4fun February 14, 2017
Get the Mexican Tongue Punchmug. by Miguel Sanitarium December 13, 2020
Get the Mexican Jelly Beansmug.