short Mexican girl

Usually concerning on how aggressive they can be. But they can sometimes be sweet

Friend 1: Damn bro why is (blank) so aggressive

Friend 2: Idk man she’s just a short Mexican girl

by The Knightly Knight May 6, 2023

Mexican pube check

When you chop a bunch of jalapeños and then accidentally touch your dick and balls.

Man I accidentally gave myself a Mexican pube check while I was making lunch!

by oltigod June 18, 2022

Mexican Pack Mule

The act of peeing in a girls mouth as she sits on the toilet and pees as well.

Have you ever tried a Mexican Pack Mule?

by Nukaworldsupreme November 2, 2019

Mexican Jelly Beans

Bullets shot into the air at a Mexican party or festival

It was raining Mexican jelly beans last night, three cows were killed and I need a new roof now

by Miguel Sanitarium December 13, 2020

The New Mexican Advantage

When your friend has an inherent advantage in online games due to living in New Mexico, where the servers are either closer, and so they lag less, or the servers are so far away that they can ignore the rules of time itself.

He only won because of The New Mexican Advantage.

by ygbyhb January 28, 2021

mexican mud pit

Pouring salsa onto your penis for lube for anal sex.

The porn director asked the actors for a Mexican mud pit.

by Chocolate banana April 13, 2021

mexican cake boss

when the concrete finisher is taking his sweet time making the side walk perfect

I been here all day watching the Mexican cake boss finish the sidewalk to perfection

by AZwheelman September 3, 2021