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It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls. 

When someone does something wrong but, relatively speaking, it's not that bad.
Becca: Jim, you can't talk that way to old people.
Jim: It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.
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whats the weather like today 

When you are a stupid pleb who uses the wrong application to check weather
You “ Hey Siri , whats the weather like today.”
Siri “ Look outside you fucking pleb

WE DON'T SPEAK LIKE THAT HERE 

person 1: *swears*
teacher: " WE DON'T SPEAK LIKE THAT HERE" *gives 25 minute lecture about swearing*

DO YOU LIKE MY SONG????? 

DO YOU LIKE MY SONG????? 😔

Smoking poop like 123 set hut 

"Smoking poop like 123 SET HUT" *sparks lighter* "Fuck high school" *hits crack pipe full of shit*

Treat your girlfriend like your sister 

"Treating your girlfriend like your sister" When one treats his girlfriend as he would treat his sister with care and respect!
Grandad: "make sure you treat your girlfriend like your sister" me: "ok grandad"