Kelvin 

Kelvin is the most sexiest human on earth. He gets hella bitches an will take yours in a second. Don’t mess with kelvin because he has a bad temper

Damn girl you see kelvin

“Yessss! He is sooo sexy I just wanna marry him”

Kelvin by Kkkkjjjjjjj October 12, 2021

kelvin 

studly man trapped in fat guys body, warm and kind hearted but still gets dumped on by everyone

kelvinater

kelvin by kelvinater February 1, 2010

Kelvin 

Kelvin is a little person with a big nose. He is usually obsessed with roblox and weird youtubers like AliA. He has ligma

KELVIN IS A TOE>

Kelvin by erj/yil May 22, 2019

Kelvin 

A friend you like to facetime and read this sh!t with. A classmate that keeps to himself a lot, but has lots of friends. You laugh together, you REEEEE together, you play ROBLOX together, but most of all... He’s the best asian person you’ll ever meet (except me 😜) He’s kinda an meanie pants sometimes :/

Brian A: WOAH! LOOK ITS KELVIN!
Pedro: Bro stfu idc
Brian A: *cries*
Pedro: yo chill
Natalie: Wtf went on here?
Pedro: Brian is crying cuz i said idc
Brian A: *big snot comes out of nose*
Me: EWWW
Kelvin: *giggles*

Kelvin by Smol Potato Lover 😚 🥔 February 18, 2019

Kelvin 

A giant Asian guy with a huge ballsack and likes to dip it into people's mouths. Has a gigantic ego and is also a thot and loves to roll around in pig shit. His real Asian name usually starts with "X". Very beautiful face with a giant dick. He is uncircumcised and has masturbated once in the shower. He thought about his girlfriend Millie (who has been to jail) while doing it and made a huge load

Guy 1: OMG that is Kelvin! I wish he would bone me!
Guy 2: He did bone me and left a huge load in me!

Kelvin by succcccccc October 8, 2018

Kebin'

1. The act of wearing a man-dress.

2. The act of sitting in a wicker chair in the nude.

3. The act of looking out a window pensively and smoking a cigarette in a long cigarette holder (see breakfast at tiffany's).

4. The act of playing strip tennis and getting LOVE on purpose.

5. The act of doing all of the above whilst being named Kebin and going by Keb.

6. If you are a male and getting prom queen sounds more appealing than getting prom king.

1. Johnny awoke to find that he'd been kebin' under the influence of rufies.

2. If getting prom king sounds like second place, you may be kebin'.

Kebin' by laurelmcknishtennis123 June 23, 2010

The Kevinator 

Beware of the tall handsome man that goes by the name of Kevin. He will scoop you up, give you the best sex of your life, and leave behind combat-style hand print bruises on your hips and ass. You are a lucky girl to sleep with The Kevinator.

Girl A: what's up with the bruises on your butt?

Girl B: I slept with The Kevinator this weekend.

Girl A: SO JEALOUS.

The Kevinator by Esmerelda5555 November 25, 2013