A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.
by Unchangeable Bird April 21, 2018
Get the lumber jakemug. There's usually three types of them. The first type is not that bright, and tend to hiss a lot (please don't hunt me down for saying this but it's true). The second type a little bit funny, but usually just guy jokes, girls will probably just stare at him weirdly for cracking that type of joke. Not that smart, but not to stupid. The third type, is a complete moron. They always try to act cool, but they never are. If you know a Jake, their not good luck. And please run away, just for the sake of your sanity and all.
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018
Get the Jakemug. by Xxlidjks September 8, 2019
Get the Jakemug. by Kind In Antelope Run Always April 9, 2020
Get the Jakemug. Jake is an ungrateful bitch who will leave you for another girl. No matter what you do he will push you away and be a bitch to you. You can try to be his friend but all he will do is break you and make you cry. He is so ungrateful, when you try to help him he’ll say he’s fine then just go off on you. Don’t trust or be friends with a guy named Jake.
Leah: are you okay?
Jake: yeah
Leah: You sure?
Jake:*gets mad and goes off on her*
Leah: Yeah I am mad because you are so ungreatful and you can’t take anything serious. You keep on calling her my bf and a furry which she isn’t neither of them so stop.
Jake: Stfu and u wonder why no one wants to date ur retarded suicidal ass
Jake: yeah
Leah: You sure?
Jake:*gets mad and goes off on her*
Leah: Yeah I am mad because you are so ungreatful and you can’t take anything serious. You keep on calling her my bf and a furry which she isn’t neither of them so stop.
Jake: Stfu and u wonder why no one wants to date ur retarded suicidal ass
by Immacrackyyy May 8, 2020
Get the Jakemug. Jake is a boy that is funny and likes a girl called gabby and Jake is always checking in to see if everyone is okay
by JxkeyBxiley May 22, 2018
Get the Jakemug. Click bait, literally just clickbait
Money too lol
Also if you watch him you need to go to the hospital
Money too lol
Also if you watch him you need to go to the hospital
Person 1: Hey bro
Person 2: Wassup
Person 1: What's your favorite youtuber?|
Person 2: Jake paul
Person 1: 💀
Person 2: Wassup
Person 1: What's your favorite youtuber?|
Person 2: Jake paul
Person 1: 💀
by fdsokjgdfjkpgcdslkç May 11, 2022
Get the Jake Paulmug.