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Poop Dog

A poop dog is when your toddler fills his drawers and wanders the house spreading his odor and fecal matter to all he encounters.
Hey man, sorry I'm late...my kid went Poop Dog on me right as we were leaving.
by Momadaddy March 22, 2011
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rupe poop

Any form of news or commentary coming from any media organization owned by Rupert Murdock. The sensationalistic and invasive mindset of the Murdock media empire invites slanted, propagandist material released as solid news. What goes into the media empire as valid fact comes out the other end as Rupe Poop.
On Fox News last night, more Rupe Poop from O'Reily-he said President Obama was gay. He said Obama's visit to an Aids clinic proved that.
by dannyb July 19, 2011
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poop of the bongcloud

The poop of the bongcloud is that it let's the e1 square for the queen.
by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 February 28, 2021
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poop weiner

Any run of the mill idiot or person without sense. Stupid, or gay.
Andy went duck hunting with me and accidentally shot a hole in the boat, what a poop weiner.

Or

Ryan Seacrest is a poop weiner.
by J U N K May 28, 2006
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Poop Dreams

Similiar to the wet dream, poop dreams are dreams a toliet has when its failed to be used to its capacity on a regular basis.

People don't normally take a shit in a toliet that doesn't have proper privacy, therefore the toliet has poop dreams. The toliet is made to handle a deuce but just isn't getting any.
What kind of dreams do the toliets in grade school have? Poop dreams!

Man that toliet is never used, it has poop dreams.

Person One: Have you heard of poop dreams ?
Person Two: No describe them.
Person One: Dreams a toliet has when no one shits in it.
Person Two: Oh yea, the toliet at work has poop dreams.
by poopdreamer March 5, 2009
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Beer Poop

As much fun as it sounds, beer poop is actually a remedy for the clogged anus that sometimes befalls certain cheese-ridden individuals. It is similar to an enema, though it employs the technology of carbonation.

To perform the beer poop on a sickly individual:
1) Bend that sucker over and drop their pants.
2) Open a long neck beer and shake it up with your thumb atop the bottle.
3) Let the thumb go and immediately insert the neck of the beer into the sick individual's anus.
4) Try to catch the quickly exiting turds for bonus points.

Bonus points if your beer poop is performed by Ron Jeremy, and/or you host videos of beer pooping on the network servers of Duke University.
Man, all that Bojangles and Poppycock left me hurting for a beer poop.

Let's go watch beerpoop.avi in Guenther's room.
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poop soup

a single, large meatball and clear broth soup, with odd carrot chunks and corn...that looks like poop soup.
dan got poop soup at the restaurant, and it really affected his mood.
by ramona March 22, 2004
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