Import-friend

That one friend, which lives so far away, that you have to ship him to your house

Friend A: is friend B coming to the party?
Me: yeah but he gotta sleep here or he can only stay till 6pm
Friend A: yeah he's an import-friend isn't he.

by Vutuyashi July 25, 2020

Friend hoe

A friend that blindly follows another friend and defends them as if their life depends on it literally willing to do anything for them

That friend hoe is so annoying when it comes to her

by Yeealreadyknowstadeal August 7, 2020

Fake Friends

You know, your 'friend' who will continue to ruin your self confidence but tell you its ok because they're just being truthful.

You: Does this dress look good on me?
Fake friends: It would look better on me because im not as fat as you but sure...

by Youknowwhatmaybeiamdeppressed August 8, 2020

best friend

one of them gotta be ugly

i aint never seen two pretty best friends, always one of them gotta be ugly

by nimahewo November 4, 2020

annoying friend

The annoying friend is usually the shortest friend in the group and there names start with the letter “e”.
Often referred to as tsaf (that short annoying friend) although they are the tsaf they are most likely to be friends with the coolest person ever to balance out the in deference’s

“Omg Ellie is definitely the Annoying friend in our group”

by Lula_ellie_delilah_koolkidz132 October 11, 2020

Fairweather friend

Fairweather friend

Chris Martinez is a Fairweather friend.

by Flymilia October 18, 2020

sorta friend

A girl or boy that most definitely wants to be more than a "friend" but they cover it up with "sorta"

My girlfriend is annoying, that's why this girl right now is my "sorta friend"

Girl, that's your replacement already if he's using "sorta" in front of friend.

by Sorta friend September 27, 2017