When two or more guys jerk off at the same time to see who shoots his load the farthest leaving the fallout sticking to whatever it lands on under it's path
4th roommate yelling at the other 3 roommates as he enters the room from last night's contest, " OKAY THAT'S IT! NO MORE CREAM SHOWS UNLESS YOU COVER THE FURNITURE AND FLOOR WITH PLASTIC BEFORE YOU START! FUCKING STEPPED IN SOME AGAIN! THAT'S JUST RUDE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! "
by mia.dancer September 8, 2021
Get the Cream showmug. two pringles sandwiched together with the greatest feat of american engineering, squeeze cheese in between.
by 🍝 February 12, 2023
Get the cream saddle sandwichmug. The act of sitting on your hand for several minutes until it becomes numb. Once that occurs, you proceed to masturbate with it for immense pleasure and relief.
by Riccardo_Di_Leo September 18, 2025
Get the North Dakota numbing creammug. by Lemondrop Mangosteen August 10, 2017
Get the Cream sauce eatersmug. by tywnomolos9774 September 29, 2022
Get the creammug. by Rkellyblang October 29, 2017
Get the the cream piemug. Some guy who makes catchy ass tunes about ice cream. Also well known for his smash hit "Dogs Bees & Fences"
Friend: Is that "The Ice-Cream Guy"?
Me: You know it baby. DOGS BEES & FENCES WHEN ONE COMES CLOSE CANT COME TO MY SENSES
Me: You know it baby. DOGS BEES & FENCES WHEN ONE COMES CLOSE CANT COME TO MY SENSES
by JupiterThePlanet8275 August 16, 2024
Get the The Ice-Cream Guymug.