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I will American you

When you forcefully make an individual drink the blood of an AR-15 while they are under the influence of many, many drugs.
British person walks past an American.
"Hey you!" Says the American, "I will American you. "
The American grabs his local AR-15 to go do the ritual.
by Byvargon October 30, 2023
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American Music Awards

An American award show where Olivia Rodrigo performed her song traitor live.
JoJo Siwa also had blonde long wavy hair and wore an black dress that would've looked perfect on Shabnam.
PERSON 1:Olivia rodrigo performed her song Traitor live at the American Music Awards!
person 2:yayayayayayayayayay the AMAS
by thecharacterwannie August 19, 2022
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American

The people who go red, white, and blue from the food
The Americans are waving that flag above the dead cows again.
by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021
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American

An American can technically be from any of the Americas, but when a person uses "American" in a sentence, they would likely be talking about something or someone from the United States. Like any country, America has her stereotypes, many of which are overexaggerated by people who have never set foot in the USA. An American might be recognized as:

- An ignorant person.
- A fat, lazy bum.
- An uneducated person.
- An uncultured person.
- A loud, obnoxious person.
- A racist.
- A wasteful/extravagant person.

(While Americans may be some, many, or all of these things, it's important to note that "some" does not mean "the majority".)

True American culture is all about freedom, patriotism, equality, hard work, and independence. Like other countries, we share a love of diverse foods, sports, traditions, entertainment, and music. The American Dream is widely believed in. We celebrate special holidays like Thanksgiving, where we give thanks and express gratitude. Many give thanks to God. Independence Day, celebrated on July 4th, where we celebrate with a large party or barbeque, and fireworks. There are also other patriotic holidays, like Labor Day, Memorial Day, and Veterans Day.

From a personal standpoint, America is full of compassionate, hardworking folk who would lend a hand when you're in need. Despite certain differences between one another, we can still agree on the fact that America is a beautiful country and she should be respected and honored.
Person A: "I love my country."

Person B: "Where are you from?"

Person A: "I'm from the United States of America, and I'm proud to be an American!"

Person B: "Makes sense. America is pretty great."
by hazelbite7 May 7, 2025
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American Dick Washing

The act of cumming and then drenching your dick in cum and putting it a girl and cumming again repeating the process.
Person 1: Why tf is there cum everywhere
Person 2 : American Dick Washing
Person 3: Wash em all
by africanbullwormmm February 4, 2022
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American Flagging

When you give them a Russian candy cane while choking her until she’s blue.
Yo bro I’m American Flagging this girl tonight.
by calethewhale00 May 14, 2025
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American-Australian

Some made up shit that Aussies come up with to make them selves sound like Americans.
Australian: Hey I’m American-Australian

American: Go back to your country thats not a thing
by DSRPHASWEIRD May 13, 2019
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