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by UPFSonic October 21, 2024
Get the live sports, espn+ originals, the exclusive home of the complete 30 for 30 library, exclusive articles and tools, top leagues and tournaments, best stories in sports on espn+!mug. by The Top G August 22, 2022
Get the Top G in CGNmug. When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015
Get the Cake On Top Of The Candlemug. Ball is a very common Turkish swear word with different variants such as Topoş/Totoş/Nonoş/Nonni/Nünnü and actually means "Ball" in Turkish. Its origin or where it came from is unknown, and its meaning is simply "Faggot" in a softened way.
by Sandevistan January 14, 2023
Get the Topmug. Jen is so classy. Last night she did a handstand and sucked me off, and at the end gave herself a San Diego Top Hat.
by leonlettforthewin May 29, 2017
Get the san diego top hatmug. by XD_Humanoid February 8, 2021
Get the Cheesy Topmug. by PInkBAcon May 26, 2017
Get the top plopmug.