pin head

some one who has a really small head for there body.

A)a really tall person B) a bodybuilder

by i ate all the pies June 24, 2004

Pecan Head

Someone not very smart but cool and nice.

"I like that guy but he is such a Pecan Head!"

by Aderia August 31, 2005

head for Splitsville

to BE ABOUT to split up or break up with one's boy/gilrfriend
to get divorced from one's husband/wife SOON

The expression is used in a rather funny, joking or kidding context, referring to the unfortunate and rather dramatic fact of an imminent break-up/split-up/divorce.

An old man's parents head for Splitsville and he is scared.

by Skinswatcher February 19, 2010

head poker

to have sex with a pregnant women and to poke the babys head
Hence Head Poker

my son has a dent in his head from my constant deep penetration..

by Arnold_Brownschwegger May 13, 2005

plasticine head

someone with a deformed head usually larger than normal, often occurs in the scouse.

Mikey look at that plasticine headed cunt over there

Mate you have a right plasticine head

by bisboii November 15, 2019

lotto-head

A person who is so addicted to lottery tickets they become a major pain in the arse in "convenience" store lineups due to holding up people who are genuinely in a hurry. Lotto-heads often compound the time-management problem by searching for the cheapest pack of cigarettes the store carries, thus forcing the cashier to scan numerous brands of smokes until the cheapest pack is found.

Often a person on their way to work stops at the corner store and ends up getting stuck behind a compulsive gambler who should be feeding their addiction in a casino rather than holding up customers who are in a rush. As the lotto-head fusses about validating tickets, trying to pick winning numbers / scratch tickets etc. the customer behind them becomes late for work.

Gambler - "I'll get the extra on that one and that one and the bonus on that one, NO not that one, the one beside it, also can I get a...let's see, do you have any Western's? ...no eh, are those Gold Rush tickets any good I wonder?, I guess I'll try the Bingo instead. Oh and, what are your CHEAP cigarettes? Do you have John Player's Standard?, no eh, everybody else carries them in the 20 packs, oh I guess I'll try the Accord Blue, how strong are they?

Cashier -"Sorry sir, I don't smoke, I don't really know but a lot of customers get these new Studio smokes"

Customer behind gambler clenches teeth and thinks to himself "F***, now I'm late for work, these lotto-heads without jobs... I feel like saying something"

by paul5150 December 18, 2009

ganga heads

people who waste their life, moping around, smoking a hell of alot of weed. all they think about is getting high, and although they dont admit it, they are infact addicted to weed.

tim: look at those wasters over there!
jack: yea they are such ganga heads.

by jmmt August 14, 2011