egg bod

a person with an egg shaped body, hideous to set eyes upon, an eggbod can even set a person into temporary blindness, egg bods are round, and unattractive, and all around gross

many girls who played water polo, particularly in high school tend to get the egg bod gross factor

by herbalgerbal420 February 05, 2010

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omelette without eggs

is a meal cooked the same way as omelette, but without eggs

let's eat an omelette without eggs

by MICHELLEE42 May 05, 2023

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Egg facemask

The act of joyously injecting an egg (any type) into ones anus with a turkey baster and then squatting over a partners face and expelling the egg.

I totally gave Susie a egg facemask and then we cooked the egg for breakfast.

by Mylittlehatchling February 19, 2022

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Grandma's Eggs

The exquisite smell of shit pipes. Hearty and full of chunky turds the smell seeps from the corroded pipe walls reminding you of the horrible stench of your late babushka's breakfast eggs.

I haven't been to any breakfast joints since we got a whiff of Grandma's Eggs. Just the sight of an egg makes my nose hairs curl...

by Jon John Joan April 11, 2020

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