Universal Fail

A fail involving two or more people.

A man trips and trips someone else thus resulting in them falling into a puddle of mud. Someone shouts "Universal Fail".

by UnlikeCylinder May 21, 2009

university jacket

the extra warmth provided by alcohol in cold weather

Bro, my university jacket saved me on the way home from the bar last night.

by Kkrems November 29, 2019

Good Dude University

Where washed up athletes attend higher education

Person A: Jimmy would’ve won us the game if he wasn't injured

Person B: You kidding? He threw three interceptions in one quarter last game, he’s on his way to enrollment at Good Dude University.

by bossmanq December 5, 2023

NAVRACHANA UNIVERSITY

a place that believes education beyond books for a world what it looks

Navrachana University is known as one of the best place to study for higher education

by anonymous November 29, 2021

Degree in the University of Life

Someone with a degree in the university of life is someone who knows a lot of practical stuff, such as life hacks, but not a lot of trivial stuff, such as the capitals of countries or the three Centauri stars.

“Sounds like you’ve got a degree in the university of life.”

by Shadownode January 5, 2024

Czech Technical University in Prague

One of the best universities in Czech Republic, you know the country where Beer is cheaper than water. It is currently 454th best university in the world according to the QS world rankings. While it is good academically (Mostly) it is shit in social life at least in FIT (Faculty of Information Technology). When you are in CTU say goodbye to your social life because it is going to be filled in lessons and trust me they won't look you in the eye when you failed the semester. Especially in FIT. If you are in FIT you are pretty much fucked.

-Hey, Where do you study?
-Czech Technical University in Prague.
-Which Faculty?
-Faculty of Information Technology.
-Oh so you have no life and you are pretty much fucked, great.

by Iron1984 May 21, 2024

universal child care

When you are so broke, you allow ANY person to watch your child. Often at the behest of the State.

Luckily, My wife lined up some Universal Child Care from uncle Rick or else I would have missed golf today

by In the N October 12, 2022