Cat Crab Cakes

When you see the dog eating cat poo out of the cats litter box.

Oh look Baxter is having “Cat Crab Cakes” for lunch!!

by Nyxy January 2, 2020

Rough Cake Baking

An art of seduction involving baking a cake. Usually neither participants are wearing shirts to increase kinkiness.

I injured my arm the other day doing some rough cake baking.

by MaximusDecimusMeridius May 17, 2012

Cake Icing Baster

To finish in a condom when you are having sex with a girl, and then poking a hole in the tip of said condom and then squeezing the splooge out in any pattern you see fit.

"Dude I just gave my girlfriend a Cake Icing Baster"
"....Thats fucked up, dude"

by TCLBW October 23, 2008

Alabama Patty Cake

When you nut in a girls ass and immediately afterward she shits on your chest and proceeds to use her hand to pat in out on your chest.

"Bro for twenty dollars that hooker will bake you an Alabama Patty Cake!"

by BamaBaker February 22, 2020

Salmuttotabreabbitlechochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake

A merge of many foods that is bound to kill anyone who eats it

" Salmuttotabreabbitlechochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake Killed my dad"

by chickenP0X_box July 6, 2022

mexican cake boss

when the concrete finisher is taking his sweet time making the side walk perfect

I been here all day watching the Mexican cake boss finish the sidewalk to perfection

by AZwheelman September 3, 2021

Chad Patty Cake

Invented and used by Senza (on YouTube), this term is another way to say the word 'fight,' however is written in the form of a game and is combined with other terms (sometimes sexual, but not meant in a sexual context) to create a fairly bizarre statement.

We then played Chad Patty Cake and I proceeded to fist his face until he fell unconscious.

(Playing a video game) I ran up to the enemies to play Chad Patty Cake and gave them the same thing I gave to my toilet after Taco Bell.

Don't play Chad Patty Cake with a black belt unless you enjoy sodomy.

by DonkleDaddy October 22, 2019