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Straight Foodie

A person who eats anything. Not a vegan or vegetarian.
Yo man I’m a vegan

Don’t care.. I’m a straight foodie
by Myell98 July 21, 2018
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Straight Poolin'

When someone defecates their britches. A most disturbing fate indeed.
"I'm straight poolin'... straight poolin' shit in my pants!" (This is a quote from Homestuck)
by Gusso Sorsusso June 28, 2025
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Tased-Straight

The unforseen effects of taking a 500,000 volt taser to the genitals where the pubes become stick straight and bright white.
Christina: Did you see Lbdub's new taser last night?"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"
by lbdub March 16, 2022
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Half-straight

Chad: Guys Malinda and Gary are both looking pretty hot.

Devon: dude I thought you were heterosexual

Chad: Nah man I’m half-straight.
by Miss misery November 4, 2022
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boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.
guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
by booty42069 April 24, 2018
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Straight Scheuermann's

The epitome of neuro degenerative disease. The worst thing to ever happen to anyone ever. Slowly killing your ability to function as you slowly become more and more autistic. No one wants to be a straight scheuermann's
Robbie: I just found out he has the straight scheuermann's

Troy: I’d rather be Fucking dead than have the straight scheuermann's

Robbie: begins to hang and tie a noose
by ChairMan202 December 29, 2022
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