Man 1: I beat you all. I have a 2 of hearts, 4 of spades, 5 of diamonds, 7 of clubs, 10 of spades and a king of hearts.
Man 2: You lose dumbass. All you have is a Japanese Straight. Now I'm going to give your wife an Alabama Hotpocket.
Man 2: You lose dumbass. All you have is a Japanese Straight. Now I'm going to give your wife an Alabama Hotpocket.
by DJ Doo Wop Dago June 4, 2009
Get the Japanese Straightmug. never got me through
one single night this cold
but you know how that goes
or maybe you just really don't
one single night this cold
but you know how that goes
or maybe you just really don't
I was a loner until there were no friends left
Before someone offered me drugs, you know i was straight-edge
And everyone's quit until you offer them a cigarette
Before someone offered me drugs, you know i was straight-edge
And everyone's quit until you offer them a cigarette
by jesus tapdancing christ October 27, 2018
Get the straight-edgemug. Performing a Nazi/Hitler salute. The act of dabbing in front, rather than to the side, resembles this salute. Try it in a public setting to verify this.
by sportball14 June 17, 2017
Get the dabbing straight aheadmug. someone who doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.
Girl 1: What's wrong emwith that guy?
Girl 2: He's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: it means it's unfortunate that he's sexuallt attracted to women but doesn't care about their interests and only views them as an object to satisfy sexual needs and to cater to his every whim.
Girl 2: He's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: it means it's unfortunate that he's sexuallt attracted to women but doesn't care about their interests and only views them as an object to satisfy sexual needs and to cater to his every whim.
by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024
Get the unfortunately straightmug. Jamaican expression meaning telling the real truth without tact, embellishment or consideration for the other person;s feelings. Also a pseudonym for rough anal sex. or for drinking liquor without additives.
by NanaZ December 16, 2013
Get the raw straight upmug. Man 1: “Did you eat Martha out last night?”
Man 2: “Yeah man! I was eating mac and cheese straight out of the box!”
Man 2: “Yeah man! I was eating mac and cheese straight out of the box!”
by peach_pit April 25, 2025
Get the Eating mac and cheese straight out of the boxmug. A Non-Straight Gangbang is what happens when the girl leaves the gangbang early or doesn't even bother to show up. Your normal everyday gangbang becomes a non-straight gangbang when the guys who remain want to continue the "festivities." Hilarity ensues during the process of selecting the person who is the new one to be gangbanged.
Aging porn star Amber Waves left her gangbang wayyy to early and the remaining guys decided to have a non-straight gangbang.
by Amador the King November 22, 2021
Get the non-straight gangbangmug.