Sam

Sam is just so juicy he likes sucking your pe is. He loves licking banies

Sam loves to drive around in a white van chasing little kida

by The Hunky man November 15, 2021

Sam Kitching

The biggest virgin you will ever meet. Is about 5 foot if that and talks like a retired 50 year old EDL member

God is that “Sam Kitching” swear he’s eaten all the curry

by Pp poo March 13, 2022

bully sam day january 5

bully a sam you know

hey im sam

omg hi poop head
why are you so mean :(
its bully sam day january 5

by poopcaca123 January 5, 2022

Sam and Billy

A foot job from across the couch

He received a Sam and Billy because she was too lazy to get up

by Sam and Billy March 15, 2021

sam

sam is just a super amazing guy that loves webcomics and steven universe. you love to talk to sam because you have a load of stuff in common and he says just a really great dude. he also got you into homestuck

sam was showing me his art earlier and i was shocked at how fast he can improve

by owowowo August 13, 2018

sam

an egg like why was he born in the first place

sams an egg

by kingpanda213 January 23, 2022

SAM

Selling tickets to an event to someone only to realise you never had the tickets in the first place

Shit I've been a massive twat and done a SAM, those poor people who thought they bought tickets off me

by SwindonTony May 31, 2019