Riding the Hulk

Nursing the urge to go to the toilet

That one was close, I was really riding the hulk back there

by Bert-Ro December 24, 2021

Pussy-Back Ride

(A sexual act) A guy gives a naked girl a piggy back ride whilst her pussy rubs up and down his bumpy spine.

“Dude I can’t believe that he gave her a Pussy-Back Ride, I didn’t know that they were freaky like that.”

“I heard he gave her a Pussy-Back Ride if you know what I mean…”

by Jason Henderson May 29, 2023

ride and cheese

When a women is riding a male and he screams I’m gonna cut the cheese as he busts inside of her

Girl 1: Omg guys last night me and Gary tried to ride and cheese and it was so hot.
Girl 2: Me and Nathan have to try this

by Alexis Burns August 31, 2021

champagne ride

When you're having sex while holding a glass of champagne without spilling any.

Yeah man, we were like some Pado Finos with that champagne ride.

by neenee5 October 28, 2015

RIDE THE TRICK PONY

Nothing to do with PEDOPHILIA as it is a negative event that occurs where you wish the positive event occurred instead.

It complicates your LIFE when this occurs.

Put into a model form by using RANDOMIZATION you choose from the two drawn weather it is the FRONT or the BACK or any other parse opposite for whatever you have on your mind that are opposites

Any song you listen to on the album by PAUL SIMON called ONE TRICK PONY.

You begin to RIDE THE TRICK PONY when there is no TOILET PAPER In that LAVATORY you just used.

You PARSE to RIDE THE TRICK PONY from the front:back TOILET PAPER:NO TOILET PAPER as your ASSHOLE is back in the saddle again with SHIT TO BOOT.

Using the RANDOMIZATION event attach to it the opposite and parse it through those personal LIFE EVENTS of yours in using the power of contextual meaning and personal experience to RIDE TH E TRICK PONY.

When you listen to any song on ONE TRICK PONY you RIDE THE TRICK PONY on whatever reminders come to your mind while you

by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY June 15, 2021

riding dolphins

Dying while eating cookies on the toilet.

Did you know Elvis died riding dolphins?

by caribou101 October 15, 2020

Tube Ride

This is when some one is completely enveloped by the tube of a wave (absolutely sherredin the gnar)

Duddeee, i just had a gnarly tube ride

by Djsurfer7303 March 12, 2018