An original word to describe someone who is sick in the head, does bad things, or has fucked up taste
Example:
Man he’s such a puke
The perfect puke is a type of guy that for some fucking reason a girl likes
Example:
Man he’s such a puke
The perfect puke is a type of guy that for some fucking reason a girl likes
San: man this bro Chad is such an ass to Haley, just like the rest of her ex’s
Jan: I know right, I still don’t understand why she even has a thing for perfect pukes
Jan: I know right, I still don’t understand why she even has a thing for perfect pukes
by DeathNote1 September 22, 2020
Get the Perfect Pukemug. by Sadistic Angel July 16, 2020
Get the Perfectionmug. by Sapphirechick November 23, 2019
Get the Perfectmug. 
It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.
“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”
by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020
Get the Perfect bullshitmug. known as the perfect number , it’s when you blackout or drink heavily the night before and wake up without a hangover
“bro i killed a handle of crown last night and i feel great this morning” “oh you must’ve hit the perfect ounce “
by clt.clt77 September 26, 2021
Get the the perfect ouncemug. A relationship between two people (like Anya and Jevro), that is amazing and just perfection (like Anya and Jevro).
by Janya shipper March 16, 2021
Get the Perfect couplemug.