Cum in ice cube tray let it freeze and wait until she sleeps and place the cum cubes on her eyes and sing 'COME ON TO ME' by Paul McCartney.
Cum-gone-hard
by anonymous February 9, 2024
Get the CUM-GONE-HARD mug.It is when you want to have sex with a grandma but she fucking forgets how to do it. This will result in her thinking "sex" is hugging your dick.
Jared: I had to die hard with my fucking grandma
Fred: Mt grandma once squeezed my dick so hard that it exploded into little shitty flakes of cum
Fred: Mt grandma once squeezed my dick so hard that it exploded into little shitty flakes of cum
by coconut gun December 12, 2019
Get the Die Hard mug.Something said to deflect from the obvious weight of a “large and in charge”female; when a girl is neither slim nor very attractive but always makes her presence known.
“Hard workers” might take “look I’m being healthy” pics at the gym from time to time, but they sure do like their post-workout Curry Chips.
See also: “bubbly.”
“Hard workers” might take “look I’m being healthy” pics at the gym from time to time, but they sure do like their post-workout Curry Chips.
See also: “bubbly.”
“I know Maeve from CrossFit is thin and drop dead gorgeous, but her friend Aoife is such a hard worker.”
“*Om nom* Jess is a beautiful and healthy hard worker you fat shaming faggot shitlord *nom nom*”
“*Om nom* Jess is a beautiful and healthy hard worker you fat shaming faggot shitlord *nom nom*”
by hotsummerfun@fauxhegansun October 18, 2022
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"Oh I'm a ni99er! O..OK you are really net hard on Halo right now"
"Why these people on Facebook so net hard, I bet they wouldn't say that to my face!"
"Why these people on Facebook so net hard, I bet they wouldn't say that to my face!"
by mrsvee November 15, 2011
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by fartattack 2 March 1, 2024
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Questioning on every sentence other people say.
Person ,, Such a beautiful pot.''
Why-hard ,, Why is it beautiful?''
Person ,, Because of that original design.''
Why-hard ,, Why design and how it is original?''
Person ,, Because this design never have been made before, and I just love it''
Why-hard ,, Why it didn't been made before? Why do you love it?''
etc.
Questioning on every sentence other people say.
Person ,, Such a beautiful pot.''
Why-hard ,, Why is it beautiful?''
Person ,, Because of that original design.''
Why-hard ,, Why design and how it is original?''
Person ,, Because this design never have been made before, and I just love it''
Why-hard ,, Why it didn't been made before? Why do you love it?''
etc.
by CoffeeK_ May 27, 2016
Get the why-hard mug.Tonya Harding didn't seem like a physically fragile person on the outside, and she took advantage of the weaknesses, insecurities, and fears of others to keep a tough image going, but her heart was made of glass and couldn't take rejection (especially not by the opposite sex, as the person she hated most wasn't of her own sex) because it was soft. A person can change their exterior to where they look tougher than they were as a kid, but you can't change what is in a person's heart.
Tonya Harding seems too tough to be true because when you look at the whole person and get past the don't underestimate her physically bullshit (which most people don't underestimate her) , she really is. She lives like a coward, and always has.
by The Original Agahnim June 8, 2021
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