Ninja

I’m going to start calling girls with great bodies but ugly faces “ninjas” because they always look better with their mask on.

It’s Like the covid version of “butterface”

Undercover ninja #1: Hey, did you see that butterface?

UN #2: she’s too young to be a butterface. She’s a ninja.

UN #1: why a ninja?

UN #2: because we’re in a pandemic and she looks better with her mask on.

by Rocklawbster December 22, 2021

NINJA

NINJA - No Income No Job or Assets

I went $300k in debt to get a doctorate in linguistic gender acrobatics and now I'm NINJA.

by Thrashing Flounder December 23, 2021

ninja

most commonly a word used instead of the n-word

HEY NINJA

OH YOU FUCKING MESSED UP NOW NINJA

by kill me pls bro now ill murder May 14, 2022

Ninja

A real thing that has been so stereotyped by TV that now people think its fake. It is a person who trains in the art of ninjutsu (an art in the bujinkan) otherwise known as budo, the current grand master is Masaaki Hatsumi, who lives in japan.

Person who actually trains in an ancient japanese martial art: "I'm a ninja."
Ignorant person: *Does karate kid pose mockingly*

by ElmoPope May 18, 2022

Karen the cat ninja

Someone who is raicist and lies and stirs stuff up with other comunitys and people tend to fall for what she does

Hey look its karen the cat ninja the person no one likes

by Troll destroyer May 22, 2022

Ninja

A crazy guy with a large ego who thinks he's good at games and funny but he really isn't

You're just like Ninja

by MeowBark893 May 27, 2022

ninja poodles

Highly trained, ultra-intelligent poodles who’ve been trained to protect their wealthy owners.

Get yourself some fine lookin’ ninja poodles if you want to avoid being the target of a kidnap attempt.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2022