Turkish Mustache

When you get played for a pickle by a tranny when you go to eat them out and end up with balls on your lip

Briar: Duuuuude
Jeff: What's up bro?
Briar: Grace totally gave me a Turkish Mustache!

by jeff medrala November 25, 2019

Convertible mustang

Usually owned by a gay guy named Jim John or paul

Have you seen gay Jim's new convertible mustang

by Covertable mustang December 9, 2019

Busted mustard

Yellowish-brown exploding diarrhea cusued by a night of beer drinking and eating spicy food.

"That brew and those jalapeno pepper nachos painted my toilet with Busted Mustard!"

by The Royce Ronson December 28, 2019

G MUSTARD

The holy essence to cure all gae and rid this world of the furry's.
Also Dooms blood.

What did you use to cure big gae?

I used G MUSTARD .

by DOOM KILL GAE March 26, 2020

Pink Mustache

When you cum in a girl on her period and then eat her out

Man, last night I fucked this chick on her period. Then I ate her out. Walked out of there with a pink mustache

by Barbnig April 19, 2020

Alex Mustafa

A fairly large man who, despite wearing Wormhusk Crown and using The Mountaintop, continuously fails to please Shaxx in the Crucible.

"I really just killed Alex Mustafa with Skyburner's Oath..."

by EmperorCalus October 7, 2020

Russian Mustache

The act of giving a shoulder ride while the rider is facing backwards causing their pubic hair to sit on your upper lip as though it was a russian man's mustache.

I let out a sneeze when the curly hair from my Russian mustache tickled my nose.

by Otown1988 October 27, 2020