Cotton mouthed Carl

When a stoner won't stop complaining about having cotton mouth after smoking.

"Man shut the fuck up about your cotton mouth"

"But it's like someone shoved cotton balls in my mouth"

"Don't be such a Cotton mouthed Carl"

by Spootybeaver113 November 2, 2012

A Mouth Divided

When you try to use multiple different words at the same time and end up splicing them together into a nonsense word, or perhaps into another real word that wasn't at all what you intended to say.

I could tell was distracted when I asked my friend to "open the door" or "hold that for me" and ended up saying "hopen thet dorme"; it was a mouth divided.

by Wafoo2 February 22, 2022

moo mouth

Someone who makes cow noises when they talk, frequently used as a comeback to an insult.

"You sir, are a strumpet"
"You Ma'am, are a Moo Mouth"

by drshmn January 23, 2018

Cod Mouthing

When you are so thirsty, but don't have water to drink, so you compensate by drinking your own spit.

"Dude it was so gross today, we had just been running on the track and i was so thirsty that i had to start cod mouthing"

by kla14 April 18, 2010

Mouth of the south

The mouth that will never be silenced.

The mouth of the south talks a lot of shit.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2020

mouth typo

when someone mispronounces something you say mouth typo

Hey justin just mouth typo'd during presentation

by John mcdormand February 22, 2022

Brooklyn mouth

A mouth that has a perpetual look that the person is in disbelief or in amused.

That chick has a serious case of Brooklyn mouth

by Woobalonious Maximums September 12, 2015