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Michael

Makes you want to cry when you see him. Ginger
My got that reminds me of Michael
by Amiz July 6, 2024
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Michael J'd

Michael J. Fox is a famous actor with Parkinson's disease, which causes uncontrollable tremors. Imagine the struggles Michael J. Fox faces on a daily basis while trying to pour a glass of orange juice or pour milk over his cereal - this is the essence of what it means to "Michael J" something.

Michael J'ing is when you miserably fail at performing an action that requires a basic level of physical adeptness/dexterity, and usually results in the catastrophic destruction of an important item, or project.
Frank: Hey, Jimbob, be careful carrying two bowls at once you don't want to dr-
*drops bowls of stew all over freshly cleaned carpet*
Jimbob: Woops
Frank: God dammit, Jimbob, you michael j'd the fuck out of my carpet! I just cleaned this shit!
by chronowarp January 11, 2014
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michael hobbs

UGLY JERK A BITCH AND SOMEONE WHO WILL ALWAYS LIKE YOU AND IT'S SO ANNOYING HE IS A FUCKING BASTERD
by panda lover 616 February 13, 2018
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Michael

by Caleb2293 April 4, 2022
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michael engstrom

The physical reincarnation of God himself.
by Micheal Engstrom Fan Club November 5, 2018
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Michael Henderson

A creepy pedophile that was a teacher at my school. He told my girlfriend to do asmr. Whenever he let other people to conduct he held by their HEE HEE.
by senpai pingu November 4, 2019
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Michael

He has a small dick with no print
“Michael has a small pp yet he claims it’s so big and that he’ll whip it out, but it’s hmm🤏🏽.”
by @facts November 23, 2021
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