Jake Meredith

A skinny, white male with a small penis with nothing to lose and jackshit to gain.

Stacey: "Hey did you hear about that Jake Meredith guy?"
Brittany: "Yeah I heard that he ate a dick for nothing."
Stacey: "Fuck, that kid has nothing to lose."
Brittany "And he has nothing but a bag of dicks to gain."
Stacey: "I hate that skinny white boy."
Brittany: "Pretty sure he has a small penis too."
Stacey: "Probably."

by Bisharpp October 18, 2017

Jake Paul

A fucking cancer that that 15 million girls that follow him on YouTube

Person 1: hey have you seen jake Paul’s new video?
Person2: fuck no he is a bitch and he gives people cancer he prolly jacks off to little girls

by I’myourdaddy123 October 25, 2019

Jake Paul

The dumbest human being on the face of the earth

Your just like jake paul

by This is so lit sis that’s the July 19, 2019

Jake

A Jake only owns two kinds of shirts: striped shirts, or shirts relating to french horns. If you are a Jake, you have a kind for beards on teenage boys.

Dude stop being such a Jake you don’t need to stroke every beard you see!

by Oh.its.just.me October 29, 2021

jake soady

a fat ginger ball frog who grips on you testies and licks your ass until you shit in your mothers vagina

i met a jake soady and now im scared for life and she wasn't evan my mum it was yours

by guideryxn February 9, 2014

Jake

One crazy mf that likes to take far as naps, also gay asf

Bro jake is slumped as a mf

by Foot your foot 2346173 September 26, 2022

Jake

A Jake is when you publicly masturbate on a social media sight like instagram, or Omegle. This can be used for blackmail if not careful

“ hey man I think I got caught last night because I pulled a Jake”

by JazzySnail July 28, 2023