hard on god

When something is so good and human made that’s it’s hard for god to see that as they will wish they made them
Man those kicks are hard on god
by CheersBruh January 16, 2023
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Heck hard halloween

Getting ready for No nut November.
The act of intensly masturbating or having sex to dispose a bodily fluid.
Most people release 3 to 5 times, while some do more.
The last ejaculation is typically at 23:59, October 31th, just before midnight.
You should try not to go over 24:00. That will make you fail no nut november, and followingly destroy dick December.
Guy 1: I did it right over 24:00! How could I fail no nut november before I even tried!
Guy 2: Well, you did success Heck hard halloween.
Guy 1: I mean ANYONE can do heck hard halloween...
by Jekr December 11, 2018
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Most likely in a prison shower, you get stuck in between the wall/floor and a big man with a big erect penis
So how was your stay at the penitentiary Johnny?
I dropped the soap and got stuck In between a cock and a hard place!
by Tony_Pepporoni December 23, 2022
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Try-hard butthole

A person who makes an ass out of themself by saying or doing something edgy or controversial strictly for attention.
"Why does John keep saying Kobe was a better rapper than Tupac?"

"Because he's a try-hard butthole."
by Gary Van Halen August 27, 2021
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Little hards

Small person who thinks they are big, or has a very cocky style.
Little hards is talking about how much he can bench.
by frimsky October 05, 2016
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Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket

A Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket is not your ordinary pocket. This is Outta Pocket.

Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Samuel: "Man.. i sure am hungry. What's that you got there kev?"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"
by Kbaezmaster1 March 21, 2021
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hard top

It is used for cars and the type of roof they have, the opposite is a convertible as it can change its roof and is not a constant hard top.
"I prefer a hard top car to a convertible"

"I don't think you know what a top is Bob"
by Rex420 January 10, 2022
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