Working a Bird

Working one bird equals working a full eight hour shift

"I was working a bird last night so I couldn't have killed that woman!."

by Mrlightningfast June 25, 2018

Birds nest

Te case in wich te bird is kept

Put that bird back in its birds nest please

by TWKBird August 5, 2017

Bird

A person of the opposite sex who treats you like y’all together but you guys aren’t really in a relationship

Hey, I saw you and your bird in the party last night.

by DesertPalette July 3, 2019

Cutting the Bird

The act of leaving work for the day before your shift has ended.

Mark: Dude, are you cutting the bird again this week?

John: Yeah, I have a doctors appointment today.

by Headless Bird April 28, 2014

bird pooping

why the heck did you even type this? this literally means a bird pooping its self explanatory ⋌༼ •̀ ⌂ •́ ༽⋋

Why are you watching a bird pooping on youtube you creep

by iamsokawaiiuwu May 13, 2022

the free bird

shortly before orgasm, open the window, and ejaculate out of the window

i fucked this hot chick, but didnt want to get her pregnant, and since we had no condom i just did the free bird

by ligam 1212 December 29, 2023

Bill Bird

The most glorious computer scientist to ever walk this earth. A staple of comedic genius and wit. Has a sandwich named after him, but sadly cannot consume it due to an allergy. He has become the focus of a cult, whereby people confess his love for him and his use of syntactic sugar and making toast on the stovetop.

I just got out of Bill Bird's lecture; he's was the reason why I'm still in school
Bill loves pineapples

by snickerpoodledoop October 19, 2021