When a guy doesn't shave his balls and puts his hairy balls in a girls mouth while he smacks the girls forehead with his penis leaving a purple dragon
Dude my girl and I tried hairy dragon, later her mom asked why was there a purple mark on her forehead
by Mr Hoss September 4, 2016
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Get the comoto dragon mug.1. When you fart and it follows you.
2. When you fart, then intentionally 'drag' the fart past them them.
A play on words, referencing both the mighty stench of a dragon and the dragging motion involved when trying to escape your own stench or when subjecting someone else to your delectable odour.
2. When you fart, then intentionally 'drag' the fart past them them.
A play on words, referencing both the mighty stench of a dragon and the dragging motion involved when trying to escape your own stench or when subjecting someone else to your delectable odour.
1.
Person 1: "Holy crap, what is that smell?"
Person 2: "Sorry about that, I farted before I got in the car. It must have been a Dragon Tail."
2.
Person 1: "Holy crap, what is that smell?"
Person 2: *look of victory* "I just totally dragon-tailed you!"
Person 1: "You dick!"
Person 1: "Holy crap, what is that smell?"
Person 2: "Sorry about that, I farted before I got in the car. It must have been a Dragon Tail."
2.
Person 1: "Holy crap, what is that smell?"
Person 2: *look of victory* "I just totally dragon-tailed you!"
Person 1: "You dick!"
by Andy will live forever more... July 28, 2016
Get the Dragon Tail mug.An individual on the internet who combats, defends and or successfully slays internet trolls who happen to be drooling and farting nonsense on the internet. Often times they are fact based common sense individuals who demonstrate a palatable and succinct argument or opinion which is kryptonite to the trolls. The Troll Dragon is a noble individual on the internet in their ability to defend oneself as well as others from a single troll or multiple troll attack.
by Arklyte July 15, 2016
Get the troll dragon mug.A dragon is anyone who has the ability to have passionate verbal and/or noverbal conversations with you that leaves you intellectually, sexually, and/or spiritually passionate after having a fire conversation.
It can also be a person who seems formidable to approach, but once approached they show you a personality and a character that allows you to see beyond their demeanoor or exterior.
Due to the mythical association with the word, it also means that this person is rare and has the power to either make you feel like The Avatar, The Donkey in Shrek, or the enemies or allies of Daenerys Taragaryen on Game of Thrones.
It can also be a person who seems formidable to approach, but once approached they show you a personality and a character that allows you to see beyond their demeanoor or exterior.
Due to the mythical association with the word, it also means that this person is rare and has the power to either make you feel like The Avatar, The Donkey in Shrek, or the enemies or allies of Daenerys Taragaryen on Game of Thrones.
by imblackinc January 21, 2018
Get the Dragon mug.When you're so addicted to your Juulski, you take hits in class. After taking too much in, you blow the smoke out of your nose like a dragon.
by DetectiveB January 29, 2018
Get the Dragon's Breath mug.1. A terrifying, unremovable creature that will not vacate the bowl of you're toilet without a fight- cannot be killed with tritional munitions, seek help of hobbit.
2. A sentient, rabid turd with razor sharp teeth- commonly found with glowing, malevolant eyes filled with a ravenous hatred of all things living: vacate home and avoid all plumbing and psychological help and do not under any circumstance take the medications for you're mental health or stop licking that hallucinagenic toad you are holding.
Trust noone and never stop running- they are all working with it, trust and believe.
The struggle is as real as you're need for professional help, because noone can save you now, and it's only a matter of time before carl the turd finishes his work and ends the life anyone unfortanute enough to lay eyes on this unrelenting incarnate of evil- it will not stop until you are dead and has followers everywhere so get used to running and holding it at all costs.
Good luck, you will need it.
2. A sentient, rabid turd with razor sharp teeth- commonly found with glowing, malevolant eyes filled with a ravenous hatred of all things living: vacate home and avoid all plumbing and psychological help and do not under any circumstance take the medications for you're mental health or stop licking that hallucinagenic toad you are holding.
Trust noone and never stop running- they are all working with it, trust and believe.
The struggle is as real as you're need for professional help, because noone can save you now, and it's only a matter of time before carl the turd finishes his work and ends the life anyone unfortanute enough to lay eyes on this unrelenting incarnate of evil- it will not stop until you are dead and has followers everywhere so get used to running and holding it at all costs.
Good luck, you will need it.
1. Sounds like you've got a Toilet dragon in there... I'll just go outside.
2. Oh no, I just made a Toilet dragon, it's all over now, this is all folks. The teeth....
2. Oh no, I just made a Toilet dragon, it's all over now, this is all folks. The teeth....
by shiftmybits February 1, 2018
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