DAVID VEAL

A geneticist who roams the area of Bristol (UK), also the single most powerful force the universe has ever seen with the ability to lyse every cell within 50 metres just by sneezing.

Man I got lucky yesterday DAVID VEAL sneezed on me, cured that growth on my arm

by Fuchsie October 18, 2012

David

the man in your life who wears the invisible wings

He's a David -type. Angelic.

by magic Mama June 6, 2021

David

A loser who acts annoying he is very slow and retarded he is a dork a loser and is autistic he's a faggot and nobody likes him

Look at David

I know fuck him

by Goodgiy4321 June 21, 2024

David

A woman disguising as a man. Typically going under the alias David.

Dude I didn’t know David was a woman

by The Penishole eat a duck hole February 5, 2022

David

David is a man who was once loved and treated with respect, but is now hated for what he has become. David is the type of man to jizz at the sight of your four year old son then steal your car and fuck your mom just because he lost to you in a game league of legends. Deep down inside david is a empty prick but just cant admit it

"YOU FUCKING DAVID!!!"

by Lazerbater December 7, 2022

David

He really wants ice cream

Where is my ball? I’m running out on the road
There is a car, and it is going to hit me AAAAA
- David

by Marker000 May 24, 2025

David

Lmao yo is that really your name??? 😭😭😭woWwww

So the baby was born and the first thing you think of is DAVID????

by Divad Revira November 24, 2021