blows like a tropical depression

Being so bad at sucking dick they dont even deserve a name.

Dude 1 "So howd it go with Brittany last night?"
Dude 2 "Who? Oh! Man she blows like a tropical depression."
Dude 1 "Damn, so shes just sexual conquest Number 34?"
Dude 2 "Yup."

by Merten December 05, 2010

mexican blow fish

When a white female sucks a Mexicans dick

Last night we heard Mary sucked David's dick

also known as Mexican blow fish

by user 453722 May 19, 2017

blowing coat

hen your pet is shedding prodigious amounts of their coat during a seasonal change say from winter to summer.

my house is COVERED with cat hair this time of year because my cat is blowing coat.

by word jockey July 05, 2019

Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.

Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.

by humdrumcumfun6669 March 25, 2023

Blow Plop

While taking a poop in the shower, you receive oral sex

Yo, I just finished getting a Blow Plop from my partner!

by Phrogman March 19, 2024

skigity blow

Something equivalent or equal to the bomb.

That party was skigity blow last night.

by Urkbazerk August 15, 2017

Whatever blows your hair back

People are diverse and their preferences are correspondingly diverse. Some might like sports cars and watches or other tech gadgets etc.

Bill: Hey, did see that new Seiko 5 watch that came out yesterday?
Rudolph: No, I'm not a fan of watches.
Bill: Dude, it's one of the best entry watches right now. I'm definitely getting one.
Rudolph: Whatever blows your hair back, dude. Like I told you, I'm not a fan of watches.

by liprox May 14, 2022