American riviera orchard

It’s American. It’s a Riviera and it’s in an Orchard. A Yacht girl turned con artist lifestyle celebrity wannabe threw darts at a word board and came up with this title so she can merch and fund the lifestyle of her unemployable balding husband.

First up for sale: porcelain bananas with your name on it

I saw an ad for American Riviera Orchard. I laughed and kept scrolling..

by Sweetforehead1 March 14, 2024

American selfie

When a male inserts a hand into a females vaginal cavity, then inserts the penis into the anus of the female and proceeds to jerk himself off through the taint wall to climax.

Yo man I just gave myself an American selfie with Tammy

by Pshaum October 30, 2025

American football

A game that has nothing to do with football.

American football is stupid just call it soccer, and call football football, football. If we actually could be bothered to do this, WW3 might never happen.

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023

American Cheese

Also known as plastic cheese or asshole cheese
Brand Name: Kraft Singles
It is that shitty-tasting processed cheese that is made of expired milk and soybean oil that ruins burgers and should NOT be used for grilled cheeses.

Friend 1: Yo bro! I made you a grilled cheese
Friend 2 : this smells like dog shit, what kind of cheese is this?
Friend 1: American Cheese
Friend 2: Suck my dick

by Marker000 August 2, 2024

american colonialism

Americans taking culture from countries in decline

Matt, do you love sushi?

The American food?

Yes Matt. That's the consequences of American colonialism.

by Pzrple October 3, 2023

The Five American Dollars Americans

The Five American Dollars Americans

The Five American Dollars Americans

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

American history

American history is the history of America (USA) and dates from the signing of the Declaration of Independence to present day.

Mia studied American history and learned much about the country she lived in.

by Just_america June 19, 2023