Luca us a mentally and psychally retarded rat that everyone wants to squish he also has sex with cats without hair He also has a brain size of a pea. He also goes to people's house and sniffs babies diapers and shuves his one of 3 head down a unflushed bathroom. He also has a forhead size on the universe and can't move because it weighs 9999999999 mega tons and has a bmi that he cant evan count to.He is not allowed on tall building because it will collapse.He also can fly by consuming 1 ton of of shit when he gets up to a tower he eats his daily serving of 1111111111111 eybirses and drink 100000L of bin juice and also spends 20hrs a day stalking hobos.
Luca is a beluga whale
by Ducks are life 9 April 8, 2019
Get the Lucamug. by yessir.22 July 31, 2020
Get the Lucasmug. This man is so fuckin awesome. You don't even know. He can make u gay in an instant so watch the f out.
Also, big dick and big brain, keep your eyes open.
Also, big dick and big brain, keep your eyes open.
Girls: I want to fuck Lucas
Boys: I want to fuck Lucas
The president of the United States of America: I want to fuck Lucas
Boys: I want to fuck Lucas
The president of the United States of America: I want to fuck Lucas
by Metal__Steve December 13, 2021
Get the Lucasmug. by Lucasbrother June 17, 2020
Get the Lucamug. A shy kid who usually stays in the corner playing angry birds and watching Star Wars. If you meet one you better keep him close. Don’t upset him or he will break your knees
by Sir something January 11, 2022
Get the Lucasmug. sweetest person ever, he's known for being really silly, smart, adorable and lovely. everyone admires him <3
ah here's Lucas, look at him isn't he the cutest
by stalkercreature November 21, 2021
Get the Lucasmug.