Punch a person named Landon day

On January 11 yo u are legally allowed to punch a person named Landon as hard as you can

Hey guess what, It's PUNCH A PERSON NAMED LANDON DAY!

by Sentient Saltine Cracker January 10, 2024

Killer move: Serious series: Serious punch

Saitama: Killer move: Serious series: Serious punch

Boros: OH SHI-

Boros: (dead)

Saitama: ez

Saitama used Killer move: Serious series: Serious punch on Boros

by ()|\|3 P!3C3 F@n January 23, 2024

Dragon Punch

A vile liquid sold by school cafeterias to be a vegetable. It consists of sweet potato juice and other grotesque liquids

I know a guy who drank dragon punch; he didn't live to tell the tale.

by General Serb Nationalist January 25, 2024

Punched up kebab

Paula

Why would you want to watch an only fans with Paula's punched up kebab

by anonymous January 27, 2024

Manchester Punch

Spitting on the fist and forcefully penetrate the rectum

I gave the girl a nice Manchester Punch the other day. She still cannot walk.

by thatsecrect420 January 29, 2024

Dick Punch

When a dude takes his dick and swirls it around in the punch bowl at a party. Thus creating a dick flavored punch for all party goers to enjoy.

-Bro I totally just ruined the punch, make sure to stay away from it.
-Dude what did you do?
-I used my dick as a stir stick, and made some dick punch.

by Merry_Dickmas December 12, 2022

toad punch

When you spit a massive green grog from your throat and you spit it in your fine lady's asshole and punch it in with your meat sword

Excuse me miss May I toad punch my covid toad in your hershey highway?

by Jalopy December 22, 2022