crocodile dancing

a crocodile who may appear to be walking but is indeed dancing and passing the vibe check

Lauren was right because the crocodile was indeed dancing not walking (crocodile dancing)

by crocodile dancer March 6, 2020

crocodile dancing

can be seen on the Giphy app on apple, as a crocodile which SOME people claim to be walking but is indeed dancing ( crocodile dancing)

Lauren was indeed right because the crocodile was dancing (crocodile dancing)

by crocodile dancer March 6, 2020

dance with a dog

Flirting/ hooking up with someone (the 'dog') who is much worse looking than you (I.e. clapped ) Originating in Yorkshire, dancing with a dog should present no challenge at all, and the gratitude the dog will show should mean minimal effort is required to close. Sometimes played as a game among friends, seeing who can hookup with the most clapped person.

Jerry "these models are all so stuck up"
Terry "leave it man, just dance with a dog"
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Adam "is nobody in here attractive tonight?! anyone up for dance with a dog?"

by Ilkley March 25, 2020

dance critic

A person that offers criticism for dances

person 1: what do you do for a living

person 2: i am a dance critic

by tykirby April 28, 2020

Dance

A rhythmic ceremonial ritual.

Doc: Look, there's a rhythmic ceremonial ritual coming up!

Marty: Of course! The Enchantment Under the Sea dance!

by SonOfFurrows May 17, 2020

beans will make you dance

You are gay

Beans will make you dance

by Jfd GB k June 8, 2020

Dance

An extremely difficult SPORT that uses many hours of practice and talent.

How is that person so strong?
Oh, their a dancer... that's why

by HEEHEE I MICHELE JACKSON June 24, 2020