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Tom

The worst of the worst friends out there. Tends to be skinny and frail, thinks they are hot shit. Has horrible body Oder, and normally a small penis.
"Tom gets in car"

"Windows go down".
by Mr_damascus June 2, 2016
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Tom Holland

The Hottest Man in the World He Gets All Pussies And All Niggers Tom Is A Fucking God
by George Memeulous February 24, 2021
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tom

Tom higgingson
I'm Tom Higginson.
by Brey234 August 15, 2021
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Channel Tom

The first emo teen to ever treat youtube as a social media and not a place to earn money.
Also does breakcore music on soundcloud.
by 23EZ February 4, 2017
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Tom, you may as well leave

The act of trying to roast someone with the name “Tom” by singing the song “Call me by your name”, but slightly changing the lyrics. And instead stating “Call me what you want, Call me what you need, Tom you may as well leave”.
Enrique: Are you gang gang?
Tom : “Who Remembers the Infinity Stones
Adrian: “Tom, you may as Well Leave.”
Tom: Shut the Fuck up.

Adrian: Nope!
by Göbert August 13, 2025
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Tom

Tom is a piranha
Urghh that Tom is a smelly fish
by Stankyfarts February 23, 2023
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Tiny tom

Tiny tom and his annual report to the playground as he is a big tough guy. For example you're tuff dude yang big tough guy beating up girls. Understand this what's pathetic is not the length of your penis although the very stench of scrotum balloon sacks as in Microsoft tiny tom penis and his bean bags that he has pissed on since the beginning of his existence. Tiny tiny tiny tom if I were to hold my index finger exactly half of an inch above my thumb and say I trust you this much that'd be trusting tiny tom a bit to much for satisfactory it is okay to be you just think about the lifestyle of being a big tuff guy. It is not okay to make yourself hit a woman take the punches if you like it be superman if you don't you don't have to spit on a woman and dump coffee on her either that's foul as well as lame only tiny man syndrome men with micro punishment of the extra belly button do such things like that.
What's that pathetic excuse of a ride it doesn't even satisfy my needs.tiny tom
by Lifecheats I dont July 24, 2023
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