Face lover

One who's face is loved by another of the opposite sex , particularly by your girlfriend or boyfriend, ole lady or ole man. Because they are sexy as hell and have the special awesome sauce that nobody else has.

Desiree: Heyyy baby what you up to???

Simon: Chillin. Come over and see me you face lover.
Desiree: Your the shit you know it???
Simon: Yeah I know, face lover.

by Cali_ styln February 8, 2020

Bud Face

When one’s face and/or head is too small for one’s nose

He hasn’t got a big nose, bud his face is far too small for it. He’s got a serious bud face nose

by Anony Mouse 82 April 1, 2020

zoom face

The look on someone’s face after having been on a Zoom/Google Meets meeting for way too long. Usually twitchy, blood-shot eyes, intent on murdering the next person who says hello to them.

Me: (on a walk) Hey Jackie hows your day been?
Veronica: Go kick rocks jackass! (Storms off)
Me: oh crap, I should’ve known she was tilted from that Zoom Face she was rocking.

by Rum Hamster April 23, 2020

Heavy Face

Someone who is less than appealing to look at. Unattractive; ugly.

"Don't point but that guy over there has a heavy face. Like really heavy."

by D.J. Dripp Nasty February 25, 2020

CIS face

The phenomenon where women of the former soviet union seem to always have resting bitch face

Man that Ukrainian girl is hot, shame about her constant CIS face!

by Partyboy March 5, 2020

Butter face

Allison toto, Sydney Rogers . Someone that has a nice body but ugly face

Wow she’s such a butter face

by North Andover Middle School June 15, 2020

Face Panties

The cotton or cloth face masks people are wearing during the covid pandemic. James brand, from Walmart.

OMG, my face Panties are getting moist from the condensation.

by Mostly_feral August 6, 2020