Turdner Syndrome

Chromosomal abnormality characterised by 45XO genotype. Many people can live a reasonably good, fulfilling lives with reasonably good mental capabilities. Unfortunately severe cases may be extremely mentally challenged with the IQ of a turd.

Tina Turdner was diagnosed with Turdner syndrome last week. No wonder she couldn't graduate from kindergarten. She has a wonderful doctor though.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 6, 2021

Jason syndrome

A person that has friends but doesnt play with them. Will soon loose contact and be by himself.

Kenneth has friends but rather play something else. Its called Jason syndrome.

by Timmii July 1, 2018

Thieen Syndrome

A rare syndrome in which a homo male becomes a non-binary.

I think that kid has Thieen Syndrome. He's got 34C tits, and his boner is hangin out.

by goatmemer69 November 13, 2018

Heartstopper syndrome

a syndrome you start to have after you’ve watched multiple times the Heartstopper show on Netflix and cried your eyes out multiple times, after that you won’t stop thinking about it.

IT’S FRICKING BEAUTIFUL GO WACTH IT WT R U DOING
Be happy, live your life and watch Heartstopper.

“What the doctor said?”
“Oh nothing, it’s just my Heartstopper syndrome”

by Alex 🍂 (Taylor’s version) August 14, 2023

Ethan Syndrome

A medical diagnosis of someone who has these issues within their worthless lives, namely from people who are named "Ethan":

- Narcissism on a phenomenal scale
- Furry-lover
- Ego as large as one's belly
- Refusal of reasonable and sound advice
- Excessively uses racial slurs
- Invented hypocrisy before hypokrites of Greece
- Unable to mature properly, therefore making himself disabled within a functioning society

Alan: Hey, Ethan, you gotta stop your alcohol addiction man, it's getting worse.
Chinese guy named Ethan: Fuck you lah you fucking n***a, I'll pop a cap in your ass and make sure your mother goes to Thailand chee bai!
Alan: Fuck you, Ethan Syndrome motherfucker

by Zxlous August 14, 2021

Lewis syndrome

A disease that only affects one in every 7 billion people but is known to cause severe hunger, dense fat tissue and obesity. Anyone with this syndrome should be shot of round in a Mcdonalds or any similar fast food restaurant.

Mr Briggs was shot in Mcdonalds after someone found out he had Lewis syndrome.

by Ricesanwhich4 November 11, 2018

Shiver Syndrome

When someone hears a popping sound and they shiver. When they do this, their eyes look up, and they sperm. If they are female, they make a snail trail across their pants.

Dude, I was opening a wine bottle last night and I so had the Shiver Syndrome.

by Nick & Dan! November 15, 2011