honorary gay straight friend

A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.
"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."

"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."

"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023
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Straight Seat

The empty seat purposely left between two guys at a public event (movie theater, sports game, etc.) so other people don't think they are gay and/or on a date.
"Dude, I don't want people here at the movies to think we're on a date or something."

"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."
by WERQ May 07, 2014
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straight curious

a straight guy who thinks he's straight but experiments being gay with his homie, often by masturbating in the absence of women
alicia: my bf nick is straight curious
sarah: how do you know??
alicia: he and his homie josh sucked each other off and flip-fucked while I was on vacation
sarah: aren't they just gay?
alicia: nah they were watching straight porn and it was only because I was gone and nick was super horny
by aiden6969 November 18, 2023
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straight jackson fire blazer

something rather stupendously amazing or 10/10
that food was straight jackson fire blazer
by mya the god February 20, 2021
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Straight Dog

When you call Ryan Wilson out for photoshopping his one bicep and forgetting the other.
dID YoU JuST StRaIgHT dOg RyAn WiLsOn???
by Lord Panda November 28, 2019
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small straight

Basically another way of saying "big gay"
"You have small straight"
by Exterminate_all_thots March 20, 2018
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Straight Shift

His truck isn’t an automatic, it’s a straight shift
by James Benito March 11, 2018
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