sloppy peen

A big sloppy willy

You have such a sloppy peen <3

by Deccyyyyyy October 3, 2023

Sloppy Alan

A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.

Bro #1. Bro I just sharted Bro.

Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?

Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!

Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.

by RyButtnik October 5, 2023

sloppydickcreampiestimulation

when you want to cum inside somebody so hard but your dick will not go hard

Ricky:put it inside me and fuck my ass cheeks daddy
Tim:IM TRYING BUT I HAVE SLOPPYDICKCREAMPIESTIMULATION
Ricky:we are done then never talk to me again
Aga:hey RIcky wanna have sex daddy
Ricky:YESSSS KINGG

by the cracklord October 9, 2023

Sloppy whippy

An unbelievably uncomfortable turd, somehow tacky but also damp and very loose. Cross between Mr whippy and sloppy joes

Also see Mr Joes

I didn’t get to the toilet in time today and left a sloppy whippy in my tighty whiteys.

by Wonderchunder October 19, 2023

Sloppy Moe

Seriously sloppy shit!!! Requires a whole rolls of paper towels to clean up

I know I only ate a cracker, but I sloppy moe’d it and then ran out of paper towels

by Doughier October 20, 2023

Sloppy Moe

Seriously sloppy shit!!! Requires a whole rolls of paper towels to clean up

I know I only ate a graham cracker, but I sloppy Moe’d it so I ran out of paper towels

by Doughier October 20, 2023

Sloppy Bijan

When one lucky soul gets the dick and balls in their mouth at the same time.

That Bald Kevin guy offered me a Sloppy Bijan. Before I could ask what it was, my dick and balls were in his mouth. No homo. His mouth held onto the balls as good as Bijan.

by korn_134 October 23, 2023