Surf And Turf Rule

This is a principle of common courtesy when a person is asked out on a date by another.

When person 1. orders steak and lobster or another "surf n turf" item, when person 2. is paying, then the "Surf n Turf" rule dictates that person 1. have sex with person 2.

This can also apply to vacations, such as a girl being invited by a guy to his private cabin in the Aspen mountains. Unless they are related, rule dictates she must have sex with him.

To break this rule is to be forever known as a bitch or a dick.
"Damn dude what a bitch!"

"Why?"

"I paid for the both of us to go to Hawaii and not once did she even give me a courtesy blow job."

"Damn dude, what a bitch."

"Yeah total violation of the surf and turf rule"
by TheRealJohnno March 30, 2012
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20 foot rule

When a girl looks hot from a distance, but when you see her at 20 feet or less, she turns out to be butt ugly. Usually leads to ackward moments
Friend 1: Dude that chicks hot, I'm gonna go talk to her
Friend 2: Nice
*10 seconds later*
Friend 1: Uhhhhh, 20 foot rule
Friend 2: Hahaha noob
by 980069 July 26, 2006
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Two zone rule

When a girl with whom your are in a relationship with is at a distance greater than that of two time zones away, exclusivilty regarding sexual relations no longer exists.
Bru! You can totally bang that shit. Your girl is more than two time zones away so the two zone rule makes that not even cheating.
by Walla_B August 15, 2012
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Three Day Rule

Applies to any food in the house. If someone claims it as theirs, but doesn't eat it within three days, it's fair game.
Wife: Hey, you ate my leftover pizza!
Husband: Sorry babe, three day rule.
by Moe Biscuits May 25, 2006
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Rule 124

Rule 124 - The permanent invalidation of rules 117, 120, and 125. No exceptions.
Girl - Simply existing, and playing video games.
Boy - "Sorry. Rules 120, and 125."
Girl - "But what about Rule 124?"
by Kurapikas_Property January 01, 2021
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Rule 34 artist

Some who has lost all there belief in God and are now making a mockery of him by making porn of fake people
Person 1: Hey who's that guy over there?

Person 2: That's Caleb.

Person 1: Why is he sitting all alone over there?

Person 2: He's a rule 34 artist.

Person 1: Oh.
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The Tip-Toe Rule

When two people meet, usually online in an online chat room, and through common hardships, life experiences, witty humor, and intellect fall in love. Both parties are madly in love, but for for one reason or another are afraid of telling the other party. The tip-toe rule is designed to keep one party from saying the words "I love you" at a time when both are emotionally vulnerable and are afraid from falling off an emotion cliff with no bottom. It is believed by respecting this boundary that these two people will be able to build a relationship meant to endure, and last the test of time.

The tip-toe rule is a rule deisgned and created by two people to protect their fragile relationship. Usually a fool-hearty decision because there are no guarantees of a tomorrow.
"Dexter sat down looking longingly at the object of his affection. His own recently jaded heart wanted to tell the woman of his affection that he loved her with all his heart, but was afraid of falling into the abyss from which he could never climb. In fact, in a series of bad comedies, he unknowingly threw himself down into the abyss by abiding by the tip-toe rule. To this day, Dexter has never been able to find his way out."
by Dexter Thorne August 24, 2017
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