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Red Stripe

When you're fucking a chick when she's on the rag and you pull out at an angle so your dick pops out and sprays a stripe of blood on her stomach or back depending on position during execution.
Dude I totally red striped this chick last night...it was glorious. I almost got some in her eye!
by theRedMarauder October 19, 2010
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red dick

Red dick is syndrome of many red heads. The symptoms usually consist of a dickish behavior, coupled with a mild case of shit spreading.
1. That red dick shaved off my eyebrows when i was passed out.
2. "Man who told everyone i pounded his mom's box last night?" "Oh.. well my guess would be red dick."
by Burnski March 30, 2008
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Red Light

The red light blinkin on youre phone when someone called you or have a missed alert
Damn ma red light hasnt blink for a min
by done... December 19, 2008
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Red Wine

When someone has an alcohol like effect over the human body. Making the mind make rash decisions and cause degeneration to major vital organs
Have you seen that girl, Kat, she is so red wine
by Atom Charles October 30, 2010
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Red Muppet

A person(s) who mis-reads a question(s) on the internet and embarrasingly requests the definition, and - or, a person who replies wrongly to said question.
Person A: It's okay

Person B: I wish it was, talk another time. Bye.

Person A: What do you mean I wish it was talk another time?

Person A: You wish we could talk another time?

Person A: Ooooh, I'm a Red Muppet. You meant, you wish it was okay and we'll talk another time.

The term Red Muppet derives from the original term "Muppet", the term "Red" has been applied so that it conveys someone is embarrased and also a "Muppet".
by Red Muppet September 6, 2009
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Red Mellon

Ingesting too many Amphetamines followed by one large bong hit will result in the subjects face to become a deep red color. followed by fever like symptoms.
I can't go to class today, I've got the worst case of Red Mellon
by Seduders October 28, 2009
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Red reflex

Your fingerbanging some random slut when all the sudden you pull up red. You instinctively wipe it on her pants, and without hesitating thrust her head downwards for the obligatory blowie.
Nick: Man, this bitch was so hot, but I fucking pulled up red, unreal. The reflex took over.

Chris: That sucks dude..Did she resist?

Nick: Nah, she was no stranger to the red reflex.
by dj ileum April 22, 2011
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