Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.

I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.

by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011

8 block

On hood this one of them sections you don’t go thru. They got a lot of thugs over there. I think it’s this one dude, he actually go by 8 block he crazy Fashoo dude a reaper.

Watch out don’t slide don’t 8 block we might not make it home.

by Parttinef4ther November 22, 2021

Fats The Block

That nigga from the trap house. 1992 Trapper of The Year.

I got the 1992 Trapper of The Year card!

Who? That nigga Fats The Block?

by Dat Nigga Named Rico October 11, 2011

Blocked and reported

The act in which someone blocks and spam reports another person trying to get them banned on Xbox because they are not valued as a friend and can see when they are not wanted

“I do value you as a friend”
“BLOCKED AND REPORTED”

by Wild Warren December 13, 2020

hoppin down the block

An object that is exceptionally good compared to previous experiences.

"That apple pie was 'hoppin down the block' man, that shit was fire".

by dj juicebox January 14, 2009

crash up the opp block

crash up the opp block means when you shoot up an opp bloock

man ibsr i wanna crash up the opp block but i dont know how im gonna do it my g

by ilikeeatingcheesetriangles December 23, 2023

Not Block

Being stuck with somebody that is relentlessly hitting on you, while a friend or group of close friends is nearby ignoring your need for intervention.

She wouldn't leave me a lone. Thanks a lot---you guys totally not blocked me.

by falsenorth May 2, 2010