mexican rosary beads

When a mold a log of shit around a girls hair when shes sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice hard shit bead as a decoration

I am introducing my girlfriend to my parents tommorow morning so i think im going to give her some mexican rosary beads so they are impressed

by piss jerking March 8, 2017

Sweet and Sour Mexican

Filipino. Also "Stir Fry Mexican"

Filipinos are Sweet and Sour Mexicans.

by WatchingTheWorldBurn January 30, 2017

Mexican flying saucer

A sex position where the man lays on his back and the woman starts facing the man, with the cock in her ass. Next, she rotates clockwise on his cock, while still in her ass, reciting the Mexican national anthem. Although it is not required, it is highly encouraged to use Taco Bell verde sauce as lubricant

Yo, last night Juanita and carlito did the Mexican flying saucer

by Phoine23 February 2, 2017

Mexican hot sauce

When a girl eats Mexican food and you fuck her in the ass and she shits flaming shit out her ass.

Hey babe wanna try some Mexican hot sauce tonight?

by Jcb7781 April 8, 2020

minecraft mexican pack

Una modificacion para minecraft que incluye cosas de la cultura mexicana

Viste el nuevo minecraft mexican pack ! , es muy Divertido y tiene cosas usadas en la cultura mexicana!

by ReLofi June 23, 2020

Mexican after party

Diarrhea after spicy food. When your asshole is burning after you ate too much jalapeños.

Man, I can’t go out tonight, I’m having a Mexican after party.

by Limp Blitzkrieg October 7, 2020

mexican coronavirus cure

the cure is made up of caldo the pollo, ginger ale, 7up, bellas the la guadalupe.

mexican cuh: bro i got the mexican coronavirus cure
white boi: wtf lemmie see that shit.
meixican cuh: ight bet cuhh say less imma pull up with my chevy silvirado vato

by mexicanfoxnigga October 8, 2020