Prosper Mom 

Also see “bat shit crazy”. A term for a woman who probably has kids in school and no job because hubby pays for her to sit around and post on Facebook all day. She wants to speak to your manager.

That woman is nuts.

Ah, she’s just a Prosper Mom.

Prosper Mom by 247funniest August 31, 2019

Ur mom:)

It’s a dumb joke where boys try to defend there selfs, or to be “funny”.

Trevor: who you fuck last night?
Paul: Ur mom:)
Trevor: Damn it

Ur mom:) by sourpatvh April 18, 2020

Jason's mom 

A dirty slut

I banged Jason's mom

Jason's mom by Taco man May 6, 2014

Cy’s Mom 

Hot. So hot Cy wishes he could have sex with her. But Cy’s gay. Talking about her turns him on though.

Cy’s friend. Cy’s Mom is so hot.
Cy: Yeah. Too bad I’m gay.

Cy’s Mom by Calebfanboy February 20, 2020

shit in ur mom's mouth for 50p 

the act of excreting bodily waste into somebody's mother's mouth for the amount of 50p or half a pound, or even half a dollar if u are american.

person 1: dude, ur mom is dead!
person 2: oh yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american
person 1 and 2: hahahahhahahahhaha

shit in ur mom's mouth for 50p by chris cringle September 6, 2004

Bloxburg mom 

Bloxburg mom is a very dangerous species, its a Roblox style and you need to stay away from those. They are usually found in Bloxburg, adopt me or Ragdoll. If u push one of her friends in ragdoll, don't be surprised after all of her friends hunt you down, they only care about their virtual fucking pets. They usually try to act cute in front of slenders to get themself a pixilated bf, but little do they know, that slender isn't even slightly interested.

Me: *pushes a bloxburg mom*
*Bloxurg mom army attacks me*
Me: what did I do-
Bloxburg mom: ATTACK ATTACK
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Bloxburg mom: SURROUND HER
Me: HELP
Bloxburg mom: U PUSHED MY FRIEND IDIOT

Me: Miss girl.. that's the point of the game.

Bloxburg mom by lolhahahsas December 23, 2020

David’s mom 

David mom thinks David is gay and says that David is adopted

I FUCKED DAVID’S MOM

David’s mom by I FUCKED DAVIDS MOM January 13, 2019