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Jake Paul

A dumb dude on youtube trying to make money by clickbaiting little kids by putting sexy girls in thumbnails
you are as bad as jake paul
by EmmaR0LL September 8, 2018
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Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day

Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.
Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"
by appewy November 25, 2021
mugGet the Gouge out Jake's Eyes Daymug.

Jake

A Fatass hairy whiteboy who loves playing video games and spends too much money on games he never plays. The only exercise this guy gets is when hes typing dumbass shit when someone is talking, when he goes to take a shit or piss, and when he wants to grab a coke from his fridge. This kids skin is so white because he gets no sunlight at fucking all. He smells like ass and looks like a child molester. He will never lose his virginity
"Hey look at this dude"

"He looks like a child molester"

Yeah I know right what a Jake"
by brutha is gay August 21, 2022
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

Jake is a kind boy how does not understand how awesome he is. He is smart, kind, and caring. If you have a Jake keep him he is usually sporty and loves animals. Jake is secretly kawaii, but he always denies it.
Girl1: he is cute
Girl2: he is my best friend

Girl1: what is his name?
Girl2: Jake
by girl bestie February 24, 2021
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

A sensitive and sweet person that will never hurt you.A person that deserves the whole world<3
:Who deserves the world?
:jake:)
by Iceskat3_ November 20, 2021
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Jake

Just a guy, he plays drums and bass, likes video games and movies, shoots guns and likes cars, listens to heavy metal and jazz and everything in between. He’s just a dude.
Girl: “He Abbey, I think Jake likes you.”
Abbey: “Nah he’s just a guy. We’re cool.”
by gfuel enthusiast April 25, 2022
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Jake

and old slang word used from about 1900-1940 or so (though more notably used in the days of prohibition. It's meaning is the same as how you would use 'well' or 'good', usually when describing a scenario
how bout's you get that gat outta my face, and everything'll be jake
by SФviet May 15, 2018
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