red eye

the aftermath of semen, also referred to as jizz, getting in your eye

after i let him titty fuck me, i had a red eye for 3 days

by Prillawhore June 11, 2006

faggot eyes

The circles around the eyes of herion addicts.

"yo sheehan's got those faggot eyes yo!"

by cracka jack December 12, 2007

Eye of the beholder

When someone sees you with the head of your penis sticking out of your boxers.

Guy 1: Dude i got eye of the beholdered by my girlfriend yesterday!
Guy 2: NO WAY! What did she say?
Guy 1: She stared at it, looked me up and down, and started cheering.

by Dirty Harry999999999999999999 June 26, 2012

hazel eyes

Hazel--the hardest eye color of all to define. A ring of greenish brown around the pupil surrounded by blue and contained by a black outer circle.

Hazel eyes are reflected in the mirror of the definer. Is it quixotic to say hazel eyes are exotic?

by spiritygirl November 1, 2007

Lazy eye

When you are getting head from a girl and you pull out and cum in her eye so bad it gives her a lazy eye

I was gitting head from this chick when; well long story short now she has a lazy eye.

by Tyson "The Man" October 13, 2004

ass eye

when you get shit in your eye( voluntarily or involuntarily) while motorboating someones ass

not to be confused with pink eye

last night i licked carrie's ass and now i got ass eye

by assavengers January 3, 2009

virgin eyes

The fresh way your eyes feel before you look at a computer screen or television set. After five minutes of looking at any glowing rectangle, though, the feeling disappears and is replaced with a slight headache.

Jon: What's wrong?
Mike: Just turned on my computer and lost my virgin eyes.

by RazVper May 1, 2014